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1)Any of the rare, Old World catfishes native to North American inner-cities. These catfishes weigh as much as 200 lbs and have an approx. length of 5'11". They are known for their distinctive dark...
View ArticlePharrell Wannabe
A new ghetto phenomenon! About 70% of the Black and urban kids (and Black suburban kids with rich parents) on Myspace will appear this way: 1) Dressed in any of the following attires: a) A "vintage"...
View Articleamerica's next top model
The only show on TV where you can watch skeleton's FIGHT. The only healthy, voluptuous person on that show, ironically, happens to be Tyra Banks! I love America's next Top Model but I think Tyra...
View ArticleAlpha Kappa Alpha
A historic Panhellenic sorority, including famous AKAs, Maya Angelou. AKAs can usually be intelligent, goal-oriented, poise and talented young women, mainly of color. Unfortunately, there are too many...
View ArticleKanye Breast
Officially coined by Twistedbabydoll: An warp on Kanye West's last name in reference to his prissy behavior, arrogant persona, indulgence in being F-A-B-U-Fab-u-lous (with finger snaps)and his...
View ArticlePMS
A curse. A symbol of unfairness. An uncontrollable Hell that fulfills all the things that can make a woman sad: fatness, ugliness, and ickiness. It occurs a week or days before a woman's period....
View ArticlePMDD
PMS with a twist. This is not your everyday PMS. This is a severe form of PMS that can trigger super irritability, anger, manic/depressive states and homicidal feelings. Trust me. I've been there....
View Articlerihanna
1. Proof that the music industry is no longer a raw, gifted talent extruder. More like a money sucking, take-a-quasi-supermodel chick-between-the-ages of 12-21-sex her up-record her horrible...
View ArticleVH1's Fabulous Life Of...
1. A TV show used as a mechanism to keep poor people oppressed. 2. A show that vicarious losers watch then sit around and "ooh" and "ahh" at all of the celebrities assets. 3. Materialism televised....
View Articleoutkast
A talented, excellent Southern-pride hip-hop duo, the likes of which Ludacris, Nelly or T.I. will never be. Rappers like the three mentioned should either be flipping burgers or dead compared to...
View ArticleTina Knowles
1. Menopause personified. 2. Beyonce's mother; a woman that resembles a sun-dried, manic-depressive lion. 3. How Beyonce will look thirty years from now, so she better enjoy her youthful, healhty...
View Articlemixed race
A person of mixed racial ancestry. People usually think that mixed race people look better than people with a higher percentage of a blood ancestry or people who are full-blooded. THIS IS NOT TRUE! I...
View Articlejessica alba
1. To go from a beautiful, curvy, tanned Mexican-American woman to a cracked-out looking, bleached, railing pole that just got starring roles in major films after she was made to look even more blond...
View Articlekim kardashian
1. Paris Hilton's socialite friend; a woman who can only see "sex" and "potential best lovers with large penises" in Black men and nothing else when there's much more to them and it is obvious she...
View ArticleBarbie Dolls
A plastic doll, made popular in the 1920s inspired by the creator's daughter, in the form of a human female made of vinyl and hard plastic and other synthetic fibers. They have soft vinyl heads that...
View ArticleItalian
1. Inhabitants or citizens of Italy. 2. For some odd reason, their men (not all, but so many) love Black women. And I'm African-American. And yes, I must say, I have a weakness for (attractive and...
View ArticleYoung Black Embarrassments
Can be abbreviated as Y.B.E. or singular. Young African-Americans who are just proof that the Black community is in trouble and in need to unify in order to become a better nation. Y.B.E. have what we...
View ArticleKing magazine
A men's magazine targeted at Black men ages 18-35. What the magazine features is beyond me but I know this for a fact: There are more half-naked women in that magazine than in the Holocaust. Go to any...
View ArticleRunaway Love
A song by rapper Ludacris made in 2007 ?, featuring R&B artist Mary J. Blige, about troubled youth and runaway children who come from broken homes. For a rapper who only makes music that is...
View ArticleTexas
The only state where you can get the death penalty for jaywalking. At the Texas grocery store, six-year old Louis tore open a bag of gummi worms and took one out, then ate it. After surveillance...
View ArticleDorm dork
Officially coined by twistedbabydoll: College dorm residents who participates in every single one of those cheesy dorm activities that Resident Assistants put together in order for hall residents to...
View Articleparking lot pimping
Popular among young clubbers. Usually after a club party ends young people, esp. males, will stand in the parking lot with their boys or next to their Mercedes Benz that they rented from Rent-A-Car...
View Articlerap video
1. A fucking insult to real hip-hop. 2. A ignorant nigga's or a wigger's visual dream: Half-naked models with no morals and no intelligence saturated in baby oil and shaking their asses; diamonds,...
View ArticleHip-Hop
Is in trouble. Save Hip-hop. Not Hip-Pop. Hip-hop is NOT dead. It is Hip-Pop (i.e. P-fucking-Diddy) that is ruining hip-hop. Maybe NaS was exposed to the mainstream rap industry too long and felt that...
View Articlemen
The opposite of women. Just a plain and simple definition of men because there is a war between the sex on UD and that's a damn shame. Honestly my opinion of men is that I have had too many bad...
View Articlecalifornia
The only state where the Terminator can be the governor. California is building as many high fences as possible to keep all the Mexicans from illegally crossing. They would sacrifice their children's...
View Articlemisogynist
Ninety percent of Urbandictionary.com male users. Why is most of the sexual slang on UD defined as something offensive towards women? Or degrading of a woman's body? Why not more definitions offensive...
View Articleglamorous
What every girl on Myspace think she is, thanks to Fergie. I'm glamourous! Glamourous! Glamorous! G-L-A-M-O- SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH!
View Articlemcdonald's commercial
An MTV-inspired music video with McDonald's food in it. In other words: Commercials using pop music artists, hot young and thin people (who probably spit the hamburger out after each take at the risk...
View ArticleB.E.T. Princess
Officially coined by TwistedBabydoll: Inspired by the BET (Black Entertainment Television) because of the notorious portrayal of negative Black stereotypes, excessive materialism and hypocrisy. It is...
View ArticleMartin Scorsese
An undisputed genius. Made some of the greatest films that centered on Italian-American culture and has created some of the richest, unforgettable characters ever portrayed in a film. It's a fucking...
View Articledoll
1. A child's plaything usually made of plastic, polyurethane, cotton, or synthetic fibers, that resembles or represents a human. Dolls can also be considered collectibles by adults. 2. A term of...
View ArticleRich Surname
A last name or family name such as Archibald, Oppenheimer, Marriot, Duke, Carnegie, Pewterschmidt, etc. These names are usually reminiscent of royal British or royal Welsh surnames and derives from...
View Articlefun
1. A source of amusement, joy or pleasure. Something that will make you go "wheeeeeeeeee" with your hands in the air. 2. NEW YORK CITY, DISNEYLAND AND CEDAR POINT. WEEEEEEEEE! 3. Something that I...
View ArticleBirth Control Causality
A woman who is physically "inflated" from the usage of birth control. Unfortunately all of the negative symptoms (weight gain, larger breasts, blood clots, etc) have affected her, unlike some women...
View Articlefabolous
1. A rapper signed to So-So Def. Him being the hardest rapper, you got to be fucking kidding me. The people posting that Fabolous is the best rapper or hardest rapper must either be some...
View ArticleT-Pain
A popular music artist. Yes, I say "popular" because he sings on subjects that are inferior enough for mainstreamers, teenyboppers and hoodrats to relate to. Obviously according to this man's music...
View Articlemeth face
a) After prolonged use of crystal meth, when a person's face look like someone chewed it up then spit it back out. b) When a meth users face look like an old chew toy because of scabbing and scarring...
View ArticleR&B
R&B is the genre for music that combined elements of blues with jazz or soul. Abbr. for "Rhythm & Blues".Before R&B was commercialized and mixed with hip-hop, it was music of the likes of...
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